Joe’s Wife Designs Prom Dresses for Pregnant Teens
While getting some delicious wings with Joe and his wife one evening, I came to the realization that Joe’s wife has some semi-shitty ideas of her own. I suppose it’s only natural that after day, after...
View ArticleDumbbell Alarm Clock
This one is brought to you by Joe’s lovely wife. She’s a really pretty woman, very classy looking (I don’t know how she ended up with fucking Joe). At 5″ 4′ and 105 lbs, she is a tiny thing, with...
View ArticleHeadlight Deer Signals
As I type, I’m getting pounded by shit bombs left and right. I mean I’m getting mother-fucking tag teamed on this one. It’s unfair, really. It’s about 9:00 p.m. here, and I’m in the car with Joe and...
View ArticleShopping Cart Tracks
I met up with Joe and his wife for dinner last night, but when I got to the restaurant, I could only see Joe waiting there for me. Shit, don’t tell me I am stuck alone with fucking Joe. Luckily, Joe’s...
View ArticleQuaker Steak and Tube
For those of you who do not know the wonders of the famous Quaker Steak and Lube restaurant, founded in Western Pennsylvania, just know that their specialty is deep-fried wings, for which they have won...
View ArticlePipe Cleaner Shoe Straps
Usually I don’t think Joe’s wife’s ideas are as bad as Joe’s, but now I’m not so fucking sure. This morning she shared with me a new fashion statement she’s been working on. “Summer shoes are so...
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